| Monologue |
| Margot Kidder | ||
| Audrey Peart Dickman | ||
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | paramedic |
| Pete Fatovich | ||
| Yvonne Hudson | ||
| Phil Hymes | ||
| Lee Mayman | ||
| Brian McConnachie | ... | paramedic |
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Gilda Radner | ||
| Heino Ripp | ||
| Karen Roston | ||
| Tom Schiller | ... | interviewer |
| Dave Wilson | ||
| Alan Zweibel |