| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Commentary on Saint Patrick |
| Bill Murray |
Happy Birthday SongEinstein | |
| Dan Aykroyd |
Point/CounterpointLee Marvin & Michelle Triola |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Commentary on Saint Patrick |
| Bill Murray |
Happy Birthday SongEinstein | |
| Dan Aykroyd |
Point/CounterpointLee Marvin & Michelle Triola |