| Cold Opening | The Gary Coleman Plan |
| Musical Performance | "Johnnie Comes Back" |
| Musical Performance | "Up on the Roof" |
| Sketch | Boulevard Of Proud Chicano Cars |
| Film | Mr. Bill Runs Away |
| Musical Performance | "Millworker" |
| Sketch | Snyder Mother's Day |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Mr. Spunk |
| John Belushi | ... | Captain Ned |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Hodo |
| Bill Murray | ... | Dr. Pierce |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Ruth Wallington |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Madeline Wallington |
| Tom Davis | ... | mate |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | mate |
| Al Franken | ... | mate |
| Brian McConnachie | ... | mate |
| Nils Nichols | ... | mate |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | mate |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | mate |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | spokesperson |
| Bill Murray | ... | husband |
| Laraine Newman | ... | wife |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Garrett Morris | ... | Chico Escuela |
| Bill Murray |
Happy Birthday SongFred Astaire | |
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Report on peculiar planets |
| Sketch | Boulevard Of Proud Chicano Cars |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | narrator Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Pablo |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Susie |
| Garrett Morris | ... | officer |
| Bill Murray | ... | Susie's father |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mrs. Alvarez |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Carlos |
| Nils Nichols | ... | police officer |
| Tom Schiller | ... | police officer |
| Film | Mr. Bill Runs Away |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Bill Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Hands Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Spot Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Chico Escuela |
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Report on peculiar planets |
| Sketch |
| Michael Palin | ... | Miles Cowperthwaite |
| James Taylor | ... | Mr. Tarvox |
| Russ Kunkel | ... | mate |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Mr. Spunk |
| John Belushi | ... | Captain Ned |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Hodo |
| Bill Murray | ... | Dr. Pierce |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Ruth Wallington |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Madeline Wallington |
| Tom Davis | ... | mate |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | mate |
| Al Franken | ... | mate |
| Brian McConnachie | ... | mate |
| Nils Nichols | ... | mate |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | mate |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | mate |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | spokesperson |
| Bill Murray | ... | husband |
| Laraine Newman | ... | wife |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Garrett Morris | ... | Chico Escuela |
| Michael Palin | ... | Margaret Thatcher |
| Bill Murray |
Happy Birthday SongFred Astaire | |
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Report on peculiar planets |
| Sketch | Boulevard Of Proud Chicano Cars |
| Michael Palin | ... | mechanic |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | narrator Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Pablo |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Susie |
| Garrett Morris | ... | officer |
| Bill Murray | ... | Susie's father |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mrs. Alvarez |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Carlos |
| Nils Nichols | ... | police officer |
| Tom Schiller | ... | police officer |
♬Lalo Schifrin - "Chile Caliente"
| Film | Mr. Bill Runs Away |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Bill Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Hands Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Spot Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Michael Palin | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| James Taylor | 4 | ||||
| Russ Kunkel | 1 | ||||
| Don Grolnick | 2 | ||||
| The Section | 2 | ||||
| Waddy Wachtel | 2 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jane Curtin | 3 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 3 | 2 | |||
| Bill Murray | 4 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 3 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 2 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Brian McConnachie | 1 | ||||
| Nils Nichols | 2 | ||||
| Don Novello | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Walter Williams | 2 | 3 | |||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| 50 | 6 | 4 | 6 |