| Sketch |
| Michael Palin | ... | Miles Cowperthwaite#2 |
| James Taylor | ... | Mr. Tarvox |
| Russ Kunkel | ... | mate |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Mr. Spunk |
| John Belushi | ... | Captain Ned#2 |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Hodo#2 |
| Bill Murray | ... | Dr. Pierce |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Ruth Wallington |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Madeline Wallington |
| Tom Davis | ... | mate |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | mate |
| Al Franken | ... | mate |
| Brian McConnachie | ... | mate |
| Nils Nichols | ... | mate |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | mate |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | mate |