| Sketch | Nick Wings |
| Maureen Stapleton | ... | Dolores Hope |
| Linda Ronstadt | ||
| Phoebe Snow | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Brent Mydland |
| John Belushi | ... | bodyguard |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Pearl Bailey |
| Bill Murray | ... | Nick |
| Laraine Newman | ... | patron |
| Gilda Radner | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | flight announcer Voice |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Liz Welch | ... | patron |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |