| Cold Opening | The Pope at Monsterdome |
| Steve Martin | ... | Pope John Paul II Live |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Jerry's guest |
| Garrett Morris | ... | doorman |
| Bill Murray | ... | Jerry Eldini |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sister Francis Mary Bryson |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jeanine Deckers |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | guard |
| Tom Davis | ... | guard |
| Jim Downey | ... | cleaner |
| Al Franken | ... | cardinal |
| Tom Gammill | ... | priest |
| Tom Schiller | ... | monk |
| Andy Murphy | ... | cardinal |