| Sketch | Backer's Audition “Two Men” |
| Bea Arthur | ... | friend |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Greg Dobson |
| Bill Murray | ... | Danny Dare |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Margie Pantelle |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Andrew Mazelle |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Teddy Naddler |
| Anne Beatts | ... | friend |
| Karen Roston | ... | friend |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | friend |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | friend |
| Andy Murphy | ... | friend |