| Cold Opening | Sex Change |
| Sketch | Dark Shadows |
| Sketch | Teacher's Strike |
| Musical Performance | "The Man Who Sold The World" |
| Sketch | Apocalypse Now |
| Musical Performance | "TVC-15" |
| Film | First Love |
| Sketch | Murder |
| Show | Revisions Of Freudian Theory |
| Musical Performance | "Boys Keep Swinging" |
| Cold Opening | Sex Change |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Dr. Inger Yensin |
| Bill Murray | ... | patient Live |
| Laraine Newman | ... | nurse |
| Gilda Radner | ... | nurse |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Dark Shadows |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | gypsy |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mr. Spencer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jenny |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | gypsy |
| Max Pross | ... | guy in closet |
| Sketch | Teacher's Strike |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Peterson |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mr. Shamblis |
| Bill Murray | ... | Vito de Longpre |
| Laraine Newman | ... | teacher |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Gaylord |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Ed |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Gary Leonard Still |
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci /spokesman for Mr. Tea |
| Sketch | Apocalypse Now |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Lynn Memily |
| Tom Davis | ... | Gary Kreps |
| Al Franken | ... | Phil |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Herbert Rice |
| Bill Murray | ... | Francis Ford Coppola |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Andrea |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Janine |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Herb Carp |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | extra |
| Commercial |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Harland Conrad |
| Al Franken | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | patron |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Murder |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | renter |
| Jane Curtin | ... | hostage |
| Tom Davis | ... | window washer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Curtis Washington |
| Bill Murray | ... | pizza delivery man |
| Laraine Newman | ... | superintendent |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jehovah's witness |
| Tom Gammill | ... | caroler |
| Lee Mayman | ... | caroler |
| Sarah Paley | ... | caroler |
| Liz Welch | ... | renter |
| Commercial |
| Bill Murray | ... | attorney |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Chrystie Crownover |
| Harry Shearer | ... | attorney |
| Weekend Update |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Gary Leonard Still |
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci /spokesman for Mr. Tea |
| Cold Opening | Sex Change |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Dr. Inger Yensin |
| Bill Murray | ... | patient Live |
| Laraine Newman | ... | nurse |
| Gilda Radner | ... | nurse |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Dark Shadows |
| Martin Sheen | ... | father |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | gypsy |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mr. Spencer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jenny |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | gypsy |
| Max Pross | ... | guy in closet |
| Sketch | Teacher's Strike |
| Martin Sheen | ... | Mr. Peskin |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Peterson |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mr. Shamblis |
| Bill Murray | ... | Vito de Longpre |
| Laraine Newman | ... | teacher |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Gaylord |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Ed |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Gary Leonard Still |
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci /spokesman for Mr. Tea |
| Sketch | Apocalypse Now |
| Martin Sheen | ... | Josh Caine |
| Larry Hama | ... | extra |
| Doc Zorthian | ... | Marlon Brando |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Lynn Memily |
| Tom Davis | ... | Gary Kreps |
| Al Franken | ... | Phil |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Herbert Rice |
| Bill Murray | ... | Francis Ford Coppola |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Andrea |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Janine |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Herb Carp |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | extra |
| Commercial |
| Martin Sheen | ... | Robert Conrad |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Harland Conrad |
| Al Franken | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | patron |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Murder |
| Martin Sheen | ... | Ernie |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | renter |
| Jane Curtin | ... | hostage |
| Tom Davis | ... | window washer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Curtis Washington |
| Bill Murray | ... | pizza delivery man |
| Laraine Newman | ... | superintendent |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jehovah's witness |
| Tom Gammill | ... | caroler |
| Lee Mayman | ... | caroler |
| Sarah Paley | ... | caroler |
| Liz Welch | ... | renter |
| Commercial |
| Martin Sheen | ... | Bruce Jenner |
| Bill Murray | ... | attorney |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Chrystie Crownover |
| Harry Shearer | ... | attorney |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Martin Sheen | 8 | 2 | |||
| David Bowie | 3 | ||||
| Larry Hama | 1 | ||||
| Doc Zorthian | 1 | 1 | |||
| Joey Arias | 3 | ||||
| Dennis Davis | 3 | ||||
| Klaus Nomi | 3 | ||||
| Peter Aykroyd | 2 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 7 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 4 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 2 | ||||
| Al Franken | 3 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 8 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | 1 | |||
| Don Novello | 1 | 1 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 5 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | |||||
| Harry Shearer | 4 | 1 | |||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tom Gammill | 1 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 1 | ||||
| Lee Mayman | 2 | ||||
| Sarah Paley | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Max Pross | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| Liz Welch | 1 | ||||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | ||||
| 81 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 1 |