| Sketch | Apocalypse Now |
| Martin Sheen | ... | Josh Caine |
| Doc Zorthian | ... | Marlon Brando |
| Larry Hama | ... | extra |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Lynn Memily |
| Tom Davis | ... | Gary Kreps |
| Al Franken | ... | Phil |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Herbert Rice |
| Bill Murray | ... | Francis Ford Coppola |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Andrea |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Janine |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Herb Carp |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | extra |