| Sketch | Nerds Nativity |
| Ted Knight | ... | Mr. Dunwoody |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | shepherd |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Enid Loopner |
| Tom Davis | ... | wise man |
| Jim Downey | ... | shepherd |
| Al Franken | ... | Barry |
| Tom Gammill | ... | shepherd |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ||
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | sheep |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Grant Robinson Jr. |
| Bill Murray | ... | Todd DiLaMuca |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Belinda |
| Nils Nichols | ... | cow |
| Sarah Paley | ... | sheep |
| Max Pross | ... | shepherd |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lisa Loopner |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Artie |
| Harry Shearer | ... | angel |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | donkey |