| Sketch | Manhasset |
| Rodney Dangerfield | ... | Rodney Davis |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | patron |
| Jane Curtin | ... | ex-wife |
| Franne Lee | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Yale |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Tracy |
| Sarah Paley | ... | patron |
| Max Pross | ... | patron |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mary |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | student |
| Harry Shearer | ... | student |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | waiter |