| Sketch | Reagan Dinner |
| Steve Martin | ... | Ed |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niles |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Stephanie |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Ronald Reagan#2 |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | waiter |
| Tom Gammill | ... | patron |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Sarah Paley | ... | patron |