| Sketch | Trader Nick's |
| Buck Henry | ... | Richard Posniak |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Iris de Flaminio |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Farrell Jones |
| Bill Murray | ... | Nick |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Lenora Posniak |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Kathy Gorley |
| Al Franken | ... | Joe Daddy |
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Yvonne Hudson | ||
| Lee Mayman | ... | guest |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Prince Amanawahu |