| Cold Opening | The Real Weasel |
| Sketch | WASP Interpreter |
| Sketch | Tommy Torture |
| Commercial | “Hum Job” |
| Sketch | Bar |
| Miscellaneous | January 11th |
| Musical Performance | "Dancing On Air" |
| Sketch | Filmed Confession |
| Sketch | White Babies |
| Sketch | Surrogate Mothers |
| Film | The Man With The Black Hat |
| Sketch | The Waiter-Maker |
| Miscellaneous | Commercial |
| Miscellaneous | Black People Fighting |
| Musical Performance | "Livin' Without Ja" |
| Cold Opening | The Real Weasel |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Charles Rocket | ... | imposter |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | Jimmy "The Weasel" Fratianno |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | imposter Live |
| Sketch | WASP Interpreter |
| Ann Risley | ... | Ann Huntington |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Charles Huntington |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | maid |
| Sketch | Tommy Torture |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Debbie |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Vickie |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Mario Morelli |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | club owner |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | waiter |
| Tom Malone | ... | band member |
| Chris Palmaro | ... | band member |
| Elliott Randall | ... | band member |
| Kenny Vance | ... | band member |
| Buddy Williams | ... | band member |
| Sketch | Bar |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | patron |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | patron |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | bartender |
| Weekend Update |
| Charles Rocket | ||
| Gail Matthius | ||
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Marv Peters /crime forecaster |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsBowling | |
| Eddie Murphy |
Commentary on the draft |
| Sketch | White Babies |
| Denny Dillon | ... | mother |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | husband |
| Ann Risley | ... | wife |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | salesman |
| Sketch | Surrogate Mothers |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Louise |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Katie Arnold |
| Ann Risley | ... | Carol |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Verna |
| Sketch | The Waiter-Maker |
| Denny Dillon | ... | patron |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Velveeto |
| Gail Matthius | ... | patron |
| Ann Risley | ... | patron |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Joey Dee |
| Cold Opening | The Real Weasel |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Charles Rocket | ... | imposter |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | Jimmy "The Weasel" Fratianno |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | imposter Live |
| Sketch | WASP Interpreter |
| Ray Sharkey | ... | Marcello Bellini |
| Ann Risley | ... | Ann Huntington |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Charles Huntington |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | maid |
| Sketch | Tommy Torture |
| Ray Sharkey | ... | Tommy Torture |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Debbie#3 |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Vickie#4 |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Mario Morelli |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | club owner |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | waiter |
| Tom Malone | ... | band member |
| Chris Palmaro | ... | band member |
| Elliott Randall | ... | band member |
| Kenny Vance | ... | band member |
| Buddy Williams | ... | band member |
| Commercial | “Hum Job” |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Dr. Swen Gazzara |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Bar |
| Ray Sharkey | ... | Mike |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jimmy Carter#2 |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | patron |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | patron |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | bartender |
| Weekend Update |
| Charles Rocket | ||
| Gail Matthius | ||
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Marv Peters /crime forecaster |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsBowling | |
| Eddie Murphy |
Commentary on the draft |
| Sketch | Filmed Confession |
| Ray Sharkey | ... | interrogator |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Vic Lazlo |
| Andy Murphy | ... | technician |
| Sketch | White Babies |
| Ray Sharkey | ... | salesman |
| Denny Dillon | ... | mother |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | husband |
| Ann Risley | ... | wife |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | salesman |
| Sketch | Surrogate Mothers |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Louise |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Katie Arnold |
| Ann Risley | ... | Carol |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Verna |
| Commercial |
| Ray Sharkey | ... | attacker |
| Charles Rocket | ... | spokesperson |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | guy |
♬The Sugarhill Gang - "Rapper's Delight"
| Sketch | The Waiter-Maker |
| Ray Sharkey | ... | Vinnie |
| Denny Dillon | ... | patron |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Velveeto |
| Gail Matthius | ... | patron |
| Ann Risley | ... | patron |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Joey Dee |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |
♬Nino Rota - "Terra Lontana"
♬Nino Tempo - "I KNow Where You're Goin'"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ray Sharkey | 8 | ||||
| Jack Bruce & Friends | 2 | ||||
| David Sancious | 2 | ||||
| Michael Nesmith | 2 | ||||
| Denny Dillon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Gilbert Gottfried | 4 | ||||
| Gail Matthius | 4 | 1 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Ann Risley | 4 | ||||
| Charles Rocket | 7 | ||||
| Yvonne Hudson | 3 | ||||
| Matthew Laurance | 3 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 6 | ||||
| Patrick Weathers | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Chris Palmaro | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Elliott Randall | 1 | ||||
| Kenny Vance | 1 | ||||
| Buddy Williams | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 2 | ||||
| 64 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
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