| Cold Opening | White House |
| Sketch | Reagan / Sinatra |
| Sketch | Mona Lisa |
| Musical Performance | "Baby Loves to Rock" |
| Sketch | Hospital Bed |
| Sketch | Fair Dinkum Championship Finals |
| Sketch | Apartment Building |
| Sketch | Diner |
| Musical Performance | "Can't Stop It But I'm Gonna Try" |
| Musical Performance | "Wild Dog" |
| Cold Opening | White House |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Amy Carter |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | mover |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Nancy Reagan Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| Ann Risley | ... | Rosalynn Carter Live |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | mover |
| Sketch |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Starla Green |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Maury Green |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Francis Lively |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Phil Lively |
| Don Pardo | ... | Dad Voice |
| Sketch | Reagan / Sinatra |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | bodyguard |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | bodyguard |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | bodyguard |
| Weekend Update |
| Charles Rocket | ||
| Gail Matthius | ||
| Ann Risley | ... |
Mary Lou James /health editor Diet tips |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsTicket scalping |
| Show |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Dan Rather |
| Pete Fatovich | ... | William Leonard |
| Jeannine Kerwin Tree | ... | Heather Clark |
| Sketch | Hospital Bed |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Rachel |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Morris Burnbaum Voice |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Gloria |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | James |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Joey |
| Sketch | Fair Dinkum Championship Finals |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ||
| Matthew Laurance | ... | player |
| Joe Piscopo | ||
| Charles Rocket | ... | player |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | player |
| Commercial |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | assailant |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | assailant |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | passerby |
| Ann Risley | ... | passerby |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | White House |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Amy Carter |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Nancy Reagan Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| Ann Risley | ... | Rosalynn Carter Live |
| Sketch | Reagan / Sinatra |
| Cold Opening | White House |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Amy Carter |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | mover |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Nancy Reagan Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| Ann Risley | ... | Rosalynn Carter Live |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | mover |
| Sketch |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Starla Green |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Maury Green |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Francis Lively |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Phil Lively |
| Don Pardo | ... | Dad Voice |
| Sketch | Reagan / Sinatra |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | bodyguard |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | bodyguard |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | bodyguard |
| Weekend Update |
| Charles Rocket | ||
| Gail Matthius | ||
| Ann Risley | ... |
Mary Lou James /health editor Diet tips |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsTicket scalping |
| Show |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Dan Rather |
| Pete Fatovich | ... | William Leonard |
| Jeannine Kerwin Tree | ... | Heather Clark |
| Sketch | Hospital Bed |
| Karen Black | ... | Susan |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Rachel |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Morris Burnbaum Voice |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Gloria |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | James |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Joey |
| Sketch | Fair Dinkum Championship Finals |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ||
| Matthew Laurance | ... | player |
| Joe Piscopo | ||
| Charles Rocket | ... | player |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | player |
| Sketch | Diner |
| Karen Black | ... | patron |
| Denny Dillon | ... | waitress |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Paulie Herman |
| Neil Levy | ... | patron |
| Commercial |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | assailant |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | assailant |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | passerby |
| Ann Risley | ... | passerby |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Karen Black | 5 | ||||
| Cheap Trick | 2 | ||||
| Stanley Clarke Trio | 1 | ||||
| Bill Martin | 1 | ||||
| Michael Nesmith | 1 | ||||
| Richard Schmaltz | 1 | ||||
| Denny Dillon | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Gilbert Gottfried | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Yvonne Hudson | 2 | ||||
| Matthew Laurance | 4 | ||||
| Gail Matthius | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Eddie Murphy | 3 | ||||
| Joe Piscopo | 7 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Ann Risley | 3 | 1 | |||
| Charles Rocket | 9 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Patrick Weathers | 3 | ||||
| Pete Fatovich | 1 | 1 | |||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| Jeannine Kerwin Tree | 1 | ||||
| 64 | 5 | 9 | 7 |