| Cold Opening | Exxico |
| Sketch | McDonald & Wife |
| Film | Push Button To Explode Building |
| Musical Sketch | Lifeboat |
| Sketch | She's a Pig |
| Film | Let's See What's Bothering Bob |
| Musical Performance | "Destroyer" |
| Musical Performance | Single Women |
| Sketch | Honeymoon |
| Musical Performance | "Art Lover" |
| Film | Sadat Assassination |
| Monologue |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Douglas MacArthur |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ronald McDonald |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Macbeth |
| Sketch |
| Robin Duke | ... | bizarro |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Bizarro Nancy Reagan |
| Mary Gross | ... | bizarro |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | aide |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | teacher |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Bizarro Ronald Reagan |
| Tony Rosato | ... | aide |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Bizarro Jerry Falwell |
| Michael O'Donoghue |
| Sketch | She's a Pig |
| Robin Duke | ... | Paulette Clooney |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Peter's mother |
| Mary Gross | ... | Ellen |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Peter |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Mary Gross | ||
| Brian Doyle-Murray |
Report on a flood in Senesia | |
| Christine Ebersole |
Meteorologist | |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsBaseball | |
| Eddie Murphy |
Reads a fan letter from the president | |
| Mary Gross |
Gives a suggestion to assassins |
| Commercial |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | girl |
| Mary Gross | ... | girl |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | bartender |
| Tony Rosato | ... | guy |
| Monologue |
| Susan Saint James | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Douglas MacArthur |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ronald McDonald |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Macbeth |
| Sketch | McDonald & Wife |
| Susan Saint James | ... | Sally |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ronald McDonald |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Robin Duke | ... | bizarro |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Bizarro Nancy Reagan |
| Mary Gross | ... | bizarro |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | aide |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | teacher |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Bizarro Ronald Reagan |
| Tony Rosato | ... | aide |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Bizarro Jerry Falwell |
| Michael O'Donoghue |
♬Harry Lubin - "Paranormal"
| Sketch | She's a Pig |
| Robin Duke | ... | Paulette Clooney#1 |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Peter's mother |
| Mary Gross | ... | Ellen |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Peter |
| Film | Let's See What's Bothering Bob |
| Mary Gross | ... | Ellen |
| Brian McConnachie | ... | Bob |
♬Danish State Radio Orchestra - "Children's Hour"
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Mary Gross | ||
| Brian Doyle-Murray |
Report on a flood in Senesia | |
| Christine Ebersole |
Meteorologist | |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsBaseball | |
| Eddie Murphy |
Reads a fan letter from the president | |
| Mary Gross |
Gives a suggestion to assassins |
| Show |
| Robin Duke | ||
| Christine Ebersole | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ||
| Joe Piscopo | ... | spokesperson |
| Tony Rosato | ||
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |
♬Spike Jones - "Liebestraum"
| Commercial |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | girl |
| Mary Gross | ... | girl |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | bartender |
| Tony Rosato | ... | guy |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |
♬David Sanborn - "If You Would Be Mine"
| Film | Sadat Assassination |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Susan Saint James | 5 | ||||
| The Kinks | 2 | ||||
| Daniel Davies | 1 | ||||
| Andy Warhol | 1 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 3 | 1 | |||
| Christine Ebersole | 6 | ||||
| Mary Gross | 5 | ||||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 5 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 3 | 1 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 6 | ||||
| Tony Rosato | 5 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 2 | ||||
| Mel Brandt | 3 | 3 | |||
| Ray Chew | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Brian McConnachie | 1 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 1 | ||||
| Emily Prager | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 2 | ||||
| 55 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
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