| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Mary Gross | ||
| Brian Doyle-Murray |
Report on a flood in Senesia | |
| Christine Ebersole |
Meteorologist | |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsBaseball | |
| Eddie Murphy |
Reads a fan letter from the president | |
| Mary Gross |
Gives a suggestion to assassins |