| Sketch | The Nixon Mansion |
| Robert Conrad | ... | G. Gordon Liddy |
| Robin Duke | ... | Marguerite LeHand |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Lucy Rutherford |
| Mary Gross | ... | Eleanor Roosevelt |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Franklin Roosevelt |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Japanese ambassador |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Winston Churchill |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Richard Nixon |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Albert Einstein |
| Nelson Lyon | ... | Joseph Stalin |