| Sketch | Those Crazy Taboosters |
| James Coburn | ... | Morley Montessori |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Robin Duke | ... | Cookie Tabooster |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Bev Montessori |
| Mary Gross | ... | Ruby Tabooster |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Medgar Montessori |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Rudy Tabooster |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Cubby Tabooster |