| Cold Opening | Live |
| Musical Performance | "Up Where We Belong" |
| Miscellaneous | Who Do You Hate? |
| Sketch | Hotel |
| Sketch | Crime and Self-Punishment |
| Miscellaneous | Saturday Night News Extra |
| Musical Performance | "Seven Days" |
| Cold Opening | Live |
| Sketch |
| Robin Duke | ... | Wendy Whiner |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | doctor |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | nurse |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Doug Whiner |
| Sketch | Hotel |
| Robin Duke | ... | Mrs. Honeycutt |
| Mary Gross | ... | Sharon |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | bellboy |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Russ |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... |
Patti Lynn Hunnsacker
Commentary on birth control |
| Mary Gross |
Spitting MadBudget cuts | |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky
Suicide |
| Sketch | Crime and Self-Punishment |
| Robin Duke | ... | Sarah Fricke Swell |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mary Tupper Swell |
| Brad Hall | ... | Lawrence Arthur Lawrence |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Louis Morton Swell |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Arthur Lawrence Arthur |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | guest |
| Paul Barrosse | ... | servant |
| Saturday Night News |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... |
Patti Lynn Hunnsacker
Commentary on birth control |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky
Suicide |
| Cold Opening | Live |
| Sketch |
| Sid Caesar | ... | patient |
| Robin Duke | ... | Wendy Whiner |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | doctor |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | nurse |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Doug Whiner |
| Sketch | Hotel |
| Sid Caesar | ... | Phil Bixley |
| Robin Duke | ... | Mrs. Honeycutt |
| Mary Gross | ... | Sharon |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | bellboy |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Russ |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... |
Patti Lynn Hunnsacker
Commentary on birth control |
| Mary Gross |
Spitting MadBudget cuts | |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky
Suicide |
| Sketch | Crime and Self-Punishment |
| Sid Caesar | ... | Julius Swell |
| Robin Duke | ... | Sarah Fricke Swell |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mary Tupper Swell |
| Brad Hall | ... | Lawrence Arthur Lawrence |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Louis Morton Swell |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Arthur Lawrence Arthur |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | guest |
| Paul Barrosse | ... | servant |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sid Caesar | 7 | ||||
| Joe Cocker | 2 | ||||
| Jennifer Warnes | 1 | ||||
| Harry Anderson | 1 | ||||
| Peter Filichia | 1 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 4 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 5 | ||||
| Brad Hall | 4 | ||||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 4 | 1 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 2 | ||||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 4 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 3 | ||||
| Joe Piscopo | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Paul Barrosse | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| David Spinozza | 1 | ||||
| 44 | 4 | 1 | 1 |