| Cold Opening | Dressing Room |
| Sketch | Gas Station |
| Show | Mad Magazine Theatre The Windbags Of War |
| Film | West Heaven |
| Musical Performance | "Change of Heart" |
| Sketch | Holiday Inn |
| Musical Performance | "The Waiting" |
| Sketch | Gas Station |
| Robin Duke | ... | motorist |
| Mary Gross | ... | Marla |
| Brad Hall | ... | mechanic |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | mechanic |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Elvis |
| Show | Mad Magazine Theatre The Windbags Of War |
| Robin Duke | ... | Polly Bergen |
| Brad Hall | ... | Winston Churchill |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Franklin Roosevelt |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | general |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Ali MacGraw |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Kunta Kinte |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Nazi |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Tom Snyder |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Seymore P. Higgins Commentary on George Washington |
| Sketch | Holiday Inn |
| Mary Gross | ... | Celeste |
| Brad Hall | ... | Poncho |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Marvin |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Paco |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Mexican |
| Tom Malone | ... | Nazi |
| Alan P. Rubin | ... | Mexican |
| David Spinozza | ... | Mexican |
| Show | Mad Magazine Theatre The Windbags Of War |
| Cold Opening | Dressing Room |
| Sketch | Gas Station |
| Howard Hesseman | ... | customer |
| Robin Duke | ... | motorist |
| Mary Gross | ... | Marla |
| Brad Hall | ... | mechanic |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | mechanic |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Elvis |
| Show | Mad Magazine Theatre The Windbags Of War |
| Howard Hesseman | ... | Nazi |
| Robin Duke | ... | Polly Bergen |
| Brad Hall | ... | Winston Churchill |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Franklin Roosevelt |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | general |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Ali MacGraw |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Kunta Kinte |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Nazi |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Tom Snyder |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Seymore P. Higgins Commentary on George Washington |
| Sketch | Holiday Inn |
| Howard Hesseman | ... | Mexican |
| Mary Gross | ... | Celeste |
| Brad Hall | ... | Poncho |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Marvin |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Paco |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Mexican |
| Tom Malone | ... | Nazi |
| Alan P. Rubin | ... | Mexican |
| David Spinozza | ... | Mexican |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Howard Hesseman | 7 | ||||
| Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | 2 | ||||
| Milan Melvin | 2 | ||||
| Judith Jacklin Belushi | 1 | ||||
| Rhonda Coullet | 1 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 2 | 1 | |||
| Christine Ebersole | 1 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 4 | 1 | |||
| Brad Hall | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Gary Kroeger | 3 | ||||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 2 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Joe Piscopo | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| David Spinozza | 1 | ||||
| 48 | 4 | 7 | 3 |