| Sketch | Rick's Cafe |
| Beau Bridges | ... | Victor Laszlo |
| Jeff Bridges | ... | ski patroller |
| Andy Murphy | ... | Chester |
| Robin Duke | ... | Wanda |
| Mary Gross | ... | Ilsa |
| Brad Hall | ... | ski patroller |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Waldo |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | skier |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Marcia |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Rick |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Louie |
| Clint Smith | ... | Sam |
| Laurie Zaks | ... | Vickie Laszlo |
| John Murray | ... | patron |