| Sketch | Unrequited Sex |
| Sketch | Airplane Washroom |
| Musical Performance | "Stand Back" |
| Sketch | Reverend Leroy |
| Sketch | Shoe Tier |
| Sketch | Subterraneans |
| Musical Performance | "Nightbird" |
| Sketch | Airplane Washroom |
| Mary Gross | ... | flight attendant |
| Brad Hall | ... | passenger |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | passenger |
| Andy Breckman | ... | passenger |
| Show |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Hank Rippy |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Trudy Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Professor Robert W. Dunlap |
| Sketch | Shoe Tier |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | customer |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Walter |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | daughter |
| Andy Breckman | ... | passerby |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Mary Gross | ... |
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Commentary on Christmas stimulation |
| Tim Kazurinsky |
A Look At BooksBallantine |
| Sketch | Subterraneans |
| Jim Belushi | ... | passenger |
| Mary Gross | ... | passenger |
| Brad Hall | ... | passenger |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | passenger |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | passenger |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | passenger |
| Musical Performance | "Stand Back" |
| Saturday Night News |
| Mary Gross | ... |
Dr. Ruth Westheimer#5 Commentary on Christmas stimulation |
| Cold Opening |
| Flip Wilson | ... | Geraldine Live |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Dion#6 |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Blaire#3 |
| Sketch | Airplane Washroom |
| Flip Wilson | ... | attendant |
| Mary Gross | ... | flight attendant |
| Brad Hall | ... | passenger |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | passenger |
| Andy Breckman | ... | passenger |
| Andy Murphy | ... | passenger |
| Show |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Hank Rippy#1 |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Trudy Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Professor Robert W. Dunlap |
| Musical Performance | "Stand Back" |
| Sketch | Shoe Tier |
| Flip Wilson | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | customer |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Walter#1 |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | daughter |
| Andy Breckman | ... | passerby |
| Andy Murphy | ... | passerby |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Mary Gross | ... |
Dr. Ruth Westheimer#5 Commentary on Christmas stimulation |
| Tim Kazurinsky |
A Look At BooksBallantine |
| Sketch | Subterraneans |
| Jim Belushi | ... | passenger |
| Mary Gross | ... | passenger |
| Brad Hall | ... | passenger |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | passenger |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | passenger |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | passenger |
| Musical Performance | "Nightbird" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flip Wilson | 6 | ||||
| Stevie Nicks | 2 | ||||
| Joel Hodgson | 1 | ||||
| Sharon Celani | 2 | ||||
| Liberty DeVitto | 2 | ||||
| Bobbye Hall | 2 | ||||
| Marilyn Martin | 2 | ||||
| Bill Payne | 2 | ||||
| Lori Perry | 2 | ||||
| Benmont Tench | 2 | ||||
| Waddy Wachtel | 2 | ||||
| Wyzard | 2 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 3 | 1 | |||
| Robin Duke | 1 | ||||
| Mary Gross | 4 | 2 | |||
| Brad Hall | 3 | ||||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 4 | 1 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 3 | 1 | |||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 3 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 2 | 2 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 4 | 2 | |||
| Andy Breckman | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Heino Ripp | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 2 | ||||
| 60 | 7 | 2 | 2 |