| Cold Opening | National Phone-In Democratic Primary |
| Sketch | Buckwheat's Ghost |
| Musical Sketch | What's New |
| Miscellaneous | Countdown 84 |
| Musical Performance | "Heart and Soul" |
| Miscellaneous | Countdown 84 |
| Musical Performance | "I Want a New Drug" |
| Miscellaneous | Right To Vote |
| Sketch | Airport |
| Miscellaneous | Phone-In Results |
| Sketch | Buckwheat's Ghost |
| Mary Gross | ... | Alfalfa |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | agent |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | translator |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Buckwheat |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | agent |
| Commercial |
| Mary Gross | ... | wife |
| Brad Hall | ... | theme song singer Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | husband |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Robin Duke | ... | Ramona |
| Mary Gross | ... | woman |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | woman |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Barry Nichols | ... | guy |
| Sketch | Buckwheat's Ghost |
| Mary Gross | ... | Alfalfa#6 |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | agent |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | translator |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Buckwheat#10 |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | agent |
| Miscellaneous | Countdown 84 |
| Commercial |
| Mary Gross | ... | wife |
| Brad Hall | ... | theme song singer Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | husband |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci#27 |
| Robin Duke | ... | Ramona |
| Mary Gross | ... | woman |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | woman |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Barry Nichols | ... | guy |
| Miscellaneous | Countdown 84 |
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci#28 |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Airport |
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci#29 |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Bob Armstrong |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Nate Herman | ... | gate announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Phone-In Results |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Don Novello | 6 | 6 | |||
| Huey Lewis & The News | 3 | ||||
| Steven Wright | 1 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 2 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 2 | ||||
| Mary Gross | 5 | 1 | |||
| Brad Hall | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 3 | ||||
| Gary Kroeger | 2 | ||||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 4 | 3 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Joe Piscopo | 7 | 1 | |||
| Dick Ebersol | 1 | ||||
| Nate Herman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Barry Nichols | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| 46 | 8 | 4 | 5 |