January 28, 1984S9E11 #170
| Host: | Don Rickles |
| Musical Guest: | Billy Idol |
| Cameos: | Dr. Joyce Brothers, Lisa Figueroa, John Madden, Brandon Tartikoff |
Filmed Cameo: | Stevie Wonder |
| Cold Opening | TV President |
| Sketch | Witness Relocation |
| Musical Performance | "White Wedding" |
| Sketch | Saint Don Of Verona |
| Sketch | El Dorko |
| Sketch | This is Your Afterlife |
| Musical Performance | "Rebel Yell" |
| Miscellaneous | Anniversary Special |
| Commercial | The Hamlisch Maneuver |
| Robin Duke | ... | wife |
| Brad Hall | ... | patron |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | husband |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | patron |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | patron |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Marvin Hamlisch |
| Show | Fascinating People and Their Friends |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Michael Nash |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Lester Poncey |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Witness Relocation |
| Jim Belushi | ... | officer |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Dr. Cole |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | officer |
| Sketch | Saint Don Of Verona |
| Robin Duke | ... | Juliet's mother |
| Mary Gross | ... | Romeo's mother |
| Brad Hall | ... | Romeo's father |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Romeo |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Juliet |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Juliet's father |
| Sketch | El Dorko |
| Mary Gross | ... | waitress |
| Brad Hall | ... | Mike Phillips |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Rory |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Becky |
| Sketch | This is Your Afterlife |
| Mary Gross | ... | Debbie Laverne |
| Brad Hall | ... | police officer |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Dr. Werner Seinbaum |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Freddy Whipper |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Anthony Anthony |
| Commercial | The Hamlisch Maneuver |
| Robin Duke | ... | wife |
| Brad Hall | ... | patron |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | husband |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | patron |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | patron |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Marvin Hamlisch |
| Show | Fascinating People and Their Friends |
| Dr. Joyce Brothers | ||
| Lisa Figueroa | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Michael Nash |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Lester Poncey |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Witness Relocation |
| Don Rickles | ... | Mr. Booty |
| Jim Belushi | ... | officer |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Dr. Cole |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | officer |
| Sketch | Saint Don Of Verona |
| Don Rickles | ... | Friar Don |
| Robin Duke | ... | Juliet's mother |
| Mary Gross | ... | Romeo's mother |
| Brad Hall | ... | Romeo's father |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Romeo |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Juliet |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Juliet's father |
| Sketch | El Dorko |
| Mary Gross | ... | waitress |
| Brad Hall | ... | Mike Phillips |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Rory |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Becky |
| Sketch | This is Your Afterlife |
| Don Rickles | ... | Mel Fifkin |
| Mary Gross | ... | Debbie Laverne |
| Brad Hall | ... | police officer |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Dr. Werner Seinbaum |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Freddy Whipper |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Anthony Anthony |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Don Rickles | 6 | ||||
| Billy Idol | 2 | ||||
| Brandon Tartikoff | 1 | ||||
| Dr. Joyce Brothers | 1 | ||||
| John Madden | 1 | ||||
| Lisa Figueroa | 1 | ||||
| Stevie Wonder | 1 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 1 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 2 | ||||
| Mary Gross | 4 | 1 | |||
| Brad Hall | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 6 | 2 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 4 | 1 | |||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 3 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Joe Piscopo | 8 | 4 | 2 | ||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| 49 | 5 | 5 | 5 |