| Cold Opening | St. Patrick's Day Wrap-Up |
| Sketch | Winston University |
| Sketch | Family in the Attic |
| Sketch | Sammy & Reagan |
| Show | Bad Career Moves |
| Musical Performance | "Mornin'" |
| Sketch | God's Place |
| Musical Performance | "Trouble in Paradise" |
| Miscellaneous | The First Show |
| Cold Opening | St. Patrick's Day Wrap-Up |
| Mary Gross | ... | Siobhan Cahill Live |
| Brad Hall | ... | patron |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Father Timothy Owens |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | patron |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | patron |
| Andy Breckman | ... | bartender |
| Nate Herman | ... | patron |
| Andrew Smith | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Winston University |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Roger |
| Robin Duke | ... | teacher |
| Brad Hall | ... | student |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | student |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | student |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | student |
| Clint Smith | ... | student |
| Sketch | Family in the Attic |
| Robin Duke | ... | Sonya Valoo |
| Mary Gross | ... | Peshka |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Hans Valoo |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Mr. Brechman |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Dieter |
| Sketch | Sammy & Reagan |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Ms. Mathers /secretary Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Clint Smith | ... | George Rhodes |
| Saturday Night News |
| Robin Duke |
The Michael Jackson Report | |
| Gary Kroeger |
Film Review"Splash" | |
| Jim Belushi |
| Sketch | God's Place |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Babe Ruth |
| Brad Hall | ... | George Washington |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | slave |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Charlie Chaplin |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | St. Peter |
| Commercial |
| Robin Duke | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mary Gross | ... | Rita Caranary |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Rachel Schmiltstein |
| Cold Opening | St. Patrick's Day Wrap-Up |
| Mary Gross | ... | Siobhan Cahill Live |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Father Timothy Owens |
| Cold Opening | St. Patrick's Day Wrap-Up |
| Ed Koch | Live | |
| Mary Gross | ... | Siobhan Cahill Live |
| Brad Hall | ... | patron |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Father Timothy Owens |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | patron |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | patron |
| Andy Breckman | ... | bartender |
| Nate Herman | ... | patron |
| Andrew Smith | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Winston University |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Mr. York |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Roger |
| Robin Duke | ... | teacher |
| Brad Hall | ... | student |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | student |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | student |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | student |
| Clint Smith | ... | student |
| Sketch | Family in the Attic |
| Robin Duke | ... | Sonya Valoo |
| Mary Gross | ... | Peshka |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Hans Valoo |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Mr. Brechman |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Dieter |
| Sketch | Sammy & Reagan |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Sammy Davis Jr. |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Ms. Mathers /secretary Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Clint Smith | ... | George Rhodes |
| Saturday Night News |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Fernando Lamas |
| Robin Duke |
The Michael Jackson Report | |
| Gary Kroeger |
Film Review"Splash" | |
| Jim Belushi |
| Sketch | God's Place |
| Billy Crystal | ... | John F. Kennedy |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Babe Ruth |
| Brad Hall | ... | George Washington |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | slave |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Charlie Chaplin |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | St. Peter |
| Commercial |
| Robin Duke | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mary Gross | ... | Rita Caranary |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Rachel Schmiltstein |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Billy Crystal | 7 | 4 | |||
| Al Jarreau | 2 | ||||
| Ed Koch | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Haslip | 2 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 4 | 1 | |||
| Robin Duke | 4 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Brad Hall | 3 | 1 | |||
| Yvonne Hudson | 1 | ||||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 4 | 2 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 4 | 1 | |||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 4 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Joe Piscopo | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Andy Breckman | 1 | ||||
| Nate Herman | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Andrew Smith | 1 | ||||
| Clint Smith | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| 52 | 3 | 10 | 5 |