| Sketch | The Turkey Lady |
| Barry Bostwick | ... | Phillip Doyle |
| Soupy Sales | ||
| Robin Duke | ... | Turkey Lady |
| Mary Gross | ... | reporter |
| Brad Hall | ... | Roy |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | presenter |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | reporter |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Cindy Rosenbloom |
| Andrew Smith | ... | reporter |