| Sketch | Karate School |
| Betty Thomas | ... | student |
| Robin Duke | ... | student |
| Mary Gross | ... | student |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Moe |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Larry |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | student |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Curly |
⁕Joe Piscopo's pants accidentally fall down twice after he bumps stomachs with Betty Thomas.