| Film | Olympics 1984: A Special Report |
| Sketch | Wheel of Fortune Interview |
| Sketch | Grandpa Howard |
| Film | Synchronized Swimming |
| Miscellaneous | Mondale & Ferraro |
| Musical Performance | "Hold Me Now" |
| Film | The Bulge |
| Miscellaneous | Running Late |
| Musical Performance | "The Gap" |
| Cold Opening |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Anthony Haden-Callas |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Robin Leach |
| Martin Short | ... | Nelson Hepburn |
| Film | Olympics 1984: A Special Report |
| Jim Belushi | ... | bum |
| Mary Gross | ... | housewife |
| Rich Hall | ... | athlete |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | hitchhiker |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Martin Short | ... | athlete |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | airline teller |
| Sketch | Wheel of Fortune Interview |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Mr. Quigley |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Denise |
| Martin Short | ... | Ed Grimley |
| Sketch | Grandpa Howard |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Howard Cosell |
| Billy Crystal | ... | O.J. Simpson Voice |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | father |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | mother |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Frank Gifford Voice |
| Film | Synchronized Swimming |
| Christopher Guest | ... | choreographer |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Gerald |
| Martin Short | ... | Lawrence Orbach |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Gerald's wife |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Film | The Bulge |
| Jim Belushi | ... | guy |
| Mary Gross | ... | girl |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | guy |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | girl |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | girl |
| Sketch |
| Jim Belushi | ... | visitor |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Phillip Marlowe |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Raymond Chandler Voice |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Claire LaRue |
| Sketch | Grandpa Howard |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Howard Cosell |
| Billy Crystal | ... | O.J. Simpson Voice |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Frank Gifford Voice |
| Cold Opening |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Anthony Haden-Callas |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Robin Leach |
| Martin Short | ... | Nelson Hepburn |
⁕"Anthony Haden-Callas" is a reference to Christopher Guest's half-brother Anthony Haden-Guest.
♬Bill Conti - "Come With Me Now (Love Theme)"
| Film | Olympics 1984: A Special Report |
| Jim Belushi | ... | bum |
| Mary Gross | ... | housewife |
| Rich Hall | ... | athlete |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | hitchhiker |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Martin Short | ... | athlete |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | airline teller |
| Sketch | Wheel of Fortune Interview |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Mr. Quigley |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Denise |
| Martin Short | ... | Ed Grimley |
⁕Christopher Guest bumps his head on the boom microphone as he gets up from his desk to go to the window ledge.
| Sketch | Grandpa Howard |
| Frederick Koehler | ... | Brian |
| Lily Nell Warren | ... | daughter |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Howard Cosell |
| Billy Crystal | ... | O.J. Simpson Voice |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | father |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | mother |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Frank Gifford Voice |
| Film | Synchronized Swimming |
| Christopher Guest | ... | choreographer |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Gerald |
| Martin Short | ... | Lawrence Orbach |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Gerald's wife |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
♬Frank Stallone - "Far From Over"
♬"Ride of the Valkyries"
♬"Indiana Jones" Theme
| Film | The Bulge |
| Jim Belushi | ... | guy |
| Mary Gross | ... | girl |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | guy |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | girl |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | girl |
♬Boz Scaggs - "A Clue"
♬Bruce Springsteen - "Cover Me"
| Sketch |
| Jim Belushi | ... | visitor |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Phillip Marlowe |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Raymond Chandler Voice |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Claire LaRue |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Thompson Twins | 2 | ||||
| Jamie Lee Curtis | 1 | ||||
| Frederick Koehler | 1 | ||||
| Rob Reiner | 1 | ||||
| Lily Nell Warren | 1 | ||||
| Reginald VelJohnson | 1 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 4 | 1 | |||
| Billy Crystal | 3 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Mary Gross | 3 | 1 | |||
| Christopher Guest | 5 | ||||
| Rich Hall | 3 | ||||
| Gary Kroeger | 4 | 1 | |||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 4 | ||||
| Harry Shearer | 5 | 2 | 4 | ||
| Martin Short | 5 | 2 | |||
| Pamela Stephenson | 5 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 50 | 2 | 8 | 6 |