| Cold Opening | Password |
| Sketch | Snap, Crackle & Pop |
| Miscellaneous | An American Portrait |
| Sketch | Little League Trade |
| Sketch | L's |
| Game Show | 7x4 |
| Film | Negro Baseball |
| Musical Performance | "Lights Out" |
| Sketch | Lost & Found |
| Musical Performance | "I Need You Tonight" |
| Miscellaneous | SNL Mailbag |
| Miscellaneous | NBC Sports Update |
| Cold Opening | Password |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Bert Convy |
| Martin Short | ... | Robin Williams Live |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Linda |
| Sketch | Snap, Crackle & Pop |
| Jim Belushi | ... | patron |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Pop |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Crackle |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | emcee |
| Martin Short | ... | Snap |
| Commercial |
| Mary Gross | ... | Hildy Soren |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | client |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Martin Short | ... | Dr. Troy Soren |
| Game Show | 7x4 |
| Mary Gross | ... | Lisa Sayette |
| Rich Hall | ... | Andy A. Abbott |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Frank McCray |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Phyllis Ray |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Negro Baseball |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Leonard "The Rooster" Willoughby |
| Christopher Guest | ... | "King Carl" Johnson |
| Saturday Night News |
| Mary Gross | ... |
Geraldine Ferraro
Replies to Barbara Bush's comment about her |
| Billy Crystal | ... |
Lew Goldman
Weather report |
| Musical Performance | "Lights Out" |
| Cold Opening | Password |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Bert Convy |
| Martin Short | ... | Robin Williams Live |
| Saturday Night News |
| Mary Gross | ... |
Geraldine Ferraro
Replies to Barbara Bush's comment about her |
| Cold Opening | Password |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Bert Convy |
| Martin Short | ... | Robin Williams Live |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Linda |
♬Tony Kinsey - "Star Prizes (A)"
| Monologue |
| Bob Uecker | ||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | operator Voice |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Joe Dicso |
| Sketch | Snap, Crackle & Pop |
| Lily Nell Warren | ... | Melinda |
| Jim Belushi | ... | patron |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Pop |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Crackle |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | emcee |
| Martin Short | ... | Snap |
| Commercial |
| Bob Uecker | ||
| Mary Gross | ... | Hildy Soren |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | client |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Martin Short | ... | Dr. Troy Soren |
| Game Show | 7x4 |
| Mary Gross | ... | Lisa Sayette |
| Rich Hall | ... | Andy A. Abbott |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Frank McCray |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Phyllis Ray |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Negro Baseball |
| Yogi Berra | ||
| Dave Winfield | ||
| Billy Crystal | ... | Leonard "The Rooster" Willoughby |
| Christopher Guest | ... | "King Carl" Johnson |
♬Jelly Roll Morton & His Red Hot Peppers - "Dead Man Blues"
| Musical Performance | "Lights Out" |
| Saturday Night News |
| Bob Uecker | ||
| Mary Gross | ... |
Geraldine Ferraro
Replies to Barbara Bush's comment about her |
| Billy Crystal | ... |
Lew Goldman
Weather report |
⁕Bob Uecker misreads Barbara Bush as "Barbara Rush". He then ad-libs that Rush was in the news "some time ago".
| Musical Performance | "I Need You Tonight" |
| Miscellaneous | SNL Mailbag |
| Bruce MacVittie | ... | Dwayne W. Malten |
| Mary Gross | ||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus |
♬Fats Waller - "I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter"
| Miscellaneous | NBC Sports Update |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bob Uecker | 7 | ||||
| Peter Wolf | 2 | ||||
| Bruce MacVittie | 1 | ||||
| Lily Nell Warren | 1 | ||||
| Elliot Easton | 2 | ||||
| Michael "Spaceman" Jonzun | 2 | ||||
| Leon Mobley | 2 | ||||
| Thommy Price | 2 | ||||
| Maurice Starr | 2 | ||||
| Gordon "Megabucks" Worthy | 2 | ||||
| Yogi Berra | 1 | ||||
| Dave Winfield | 1 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 3 | ||||
| Billy Crystal | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Mary Gross | 4 | 1 | |||
| Christopher Guest | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rich Hall | 2 | ||||
| Gary Kroeger | 5 | ||||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 3 | 1 | |||
| Harry Shearer | 4 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Martin Short | 4 | 2 | |||
| Pamela Stephenson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| G.E. Smith | 2 | ||||
| Bob Tischler | 1 | 1 | |||
| 68 | 1 | 9 | 6 |