December 1, 1984S10E7 #185
| Host: | Ed Begley Jr. |
| Musical Guest: | Billy Squier |
Filmed Cameo: | Frederick Koehler |
Voice Cameo: | Jackson Beck |
| Cold Opening | Adopted Son |
| Miscellaneous | Time Traveler |
| Sketch | Seventh Wedge |
| Show | Let's Watch T.V. |
| Sketch | Marty |
| Musical Performance | "Rock Me Tonight" |
| Sketch | Vaudeville Funeral |
| Show | Eyeball To Eyeball |
| Musical Performance | "All Night Long" |
| Sketch | Elevator Stool |
| Monologue |
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Mary Gross | ... | operator Voice |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Dr. Craig Voice |
| Dave Wilson | Voice |
| Commercial | Kate & Ali |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Muhammad Ali |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Martin Short | ... | Katharine Hepburn |
| Commercial | Strategic Airborne Contraceptive |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | boyfriend |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | spokesperson |
| Sketch | Seventh Wedge |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Leslie Schram |
| Martin Short | ... | Larry |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | date |
| Commercial | Refrigerator Magnet Safety Advisory Board |
| Mary Gross | ... | mother |
| Christopher Guest | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rich Hall | ... | doctor |
| Sketch | Vaudeville Funeral |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Al's son |
| Larry David | ... | mourner |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Dennis |
| Lee Mayman | ... | mourner |
| Martin Short | ... | Lou's son |
| Sketch | Elevator Stool |
| Billy Crystal | ... | designer |
| Christopher Guest | ... | elevator man |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | executive |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Sydney |
| Monologue |
| Ed Begley Jr. | ||
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Mary Gross | ... | operator Voice |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Dr. Craig Voice |
| Dave Wilson | Voice |
| Commercial | Kate & Ali |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Muhammad Ali |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Martin Short | ... | Katharine Hepburn |
| Commercial | Strategic Airborne Contraceptive |
| Jackson Beck | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | boyfriend |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | spokesperson |
| Sketch | Seventh Wedge |
| Ed Begley Jr. | ... | Grim Reaper |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Leslie Schram |
| Martin Short | ... | Larry |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | date |
| Commercial | Refrigerator Magnet Safety Advisory Board |
| Frederick Koehler | ... | Billy |
| Mary Gross | ... | mother |
| Christopher Guest | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rich Hall | ... | doctor |
| Sketch | Vaudeville Funeral |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Al's son |
| Larry David | ... | mourner |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Dennis |
| Lee Mayman | ... | mourner |
| Martin Short | ... | Lou's son |
| Show | Eyeball To Eyeball |
| Ed Begley Jr. | ... | David van Etten |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Steven Lamb |
| Martin Short | ... | Elliott Dryer |
| Sketch | Elevator Stool |
| Ed Begley Jr. | ... | Norman Hammill |
| Billy Crystal | ... | designer |
| Christopher Guest | ... | elevator man |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | executive |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Sydney |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ed Begley Jr. | 5 | ||||
| Billy Squier | 2 | ||||
| Frederick Koehler | 1 | ||||
| Jackson Beck | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Belushi | 3 | 1 | |||
| Billy Crystal | 4 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Christopher Guest | 5 | 1 | |||
| Rich Hall | 3 | ||||
| Gary Kroeger | 4 | ||||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 4 | 1 | |||
| Harry Shearer | 4 | 3 | |||
| Martin Short | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Pamela Stephenson | 1 | ||||
| Larry David | 2 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Lee Mayman | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| 50 | 3 | 3 | 7 |