| Cold Opening | Beatle Memorabilia Auction |
| Sketch | Unlucky Man |
| Sketch | Lunch Break |
| Sketch | Ringo's Buyers |
| Sketch | Reverse Psychology |
| Musical Performance | "Junku" |
| Sketch | Job Interview |
| Musical Performance | "Rockit" |
| Cold Opening | Beatle Memorabilia Auction |
| Mary Gross | ... | Ann |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | bidder |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | bidder |
| Martin Short | ... | auctioneer |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | bidder |
| Andy Breckman | ... | assistant |
| Kevin Kelton | ... | bidder |
| Sketch | Ringo's Buyers |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Stan Richards |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Rebecca Sturgeon |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Kathy Richards |
| Show |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Rajeev Vindaloo |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Eric DiMonet |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Mr. Blackwell |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Reverse Psychology |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Colonel Asaka |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Major Hunter |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | soldier |
| Cold Opening | Beatle Memorabilia Auction |
| Ringo Starr | Live | |
| Mary Gross | ... | Ann |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | bidder |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | bidder |
| Martin Short | ... | auctioneer |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | bidder |
| Andy Breckman | ... | assistant |
| Kevin Kelton | ... | bidder |
| Sketch | Ringo's Buyers |
| Ringo Starr | ||
| Jim Belushi | ... | Stan Richards |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Rebecca Sturgeon |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Kathy Richards |
| Show |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Rajeev Vindaloo |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Eric DiMonet |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Mr. Blackwell |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Reverse Psychology |
| Ringo Starr | ... | soldier |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Colonel Asaka |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Major Hunter |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | soldier |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ringo Starr | 6 | ||||
| Herbie Hancock | 2 | ||||
| Barbara Bach | 1 | ||||
| Grand Mixer DXT | 2 | ||||
| J.T. Lewis | 2 | ||||
| Melissa Joan Hart | 1 | ||||
| James Pickens Jr. | 1 | ||||
| Lily Nell Warren | 1 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 3 | 1 | |||
| Billy Crystal | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Mary Gross | 1 | ||||
| Christopher Guest | 4 | 2 | |||
| Rich Hall | |||||
| Gary Kroeger | 3 | ||||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 2 | ||||
| Harry Shearer | 1 | 1 | |||
| Martin Short | 2 | 1 | |||
| Pamela Stephenson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Andy Breckman | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Kelton | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 42 | 4 | 4 | 2 |