March 30, 1985#1
| Cold Opening | I Am Also The World |
| Hulk Hogan | ... | bodyguard Live |
| Mr. T | ... | bodyguard Live |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Willie Nelson |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Prince Live |
| Mary Gross | ... | Lisa Coleman |
| Rich Hall | ... | Mark Goodman |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Bruce Springsteen |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Wendy Melvoin |
| Martin Short | ... | Paul Simon |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Cyndi Lauper |