December 14, 1985#1
| Cold Opening |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Robb Weller Live |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Brooke Shields |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | George Michael |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mary Hart |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ringo Starr |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Gregory Peck |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Barbara Howar |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Joan Collins |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Lola Falana |