| Cold Opening | "You Can Call Me Al" |
| Sketch | Prison |
| Show | The Late Show with Joan Rivers |
| Show | Dirk Landers |
| Musical Performance | "Homeless" |
| Sketch | Beverly Hills |
| Miscellaneous | A Mother's Day Message |
| Musical Performance | "Graceland" |
| Cold Opening | "You Can Call Me Al" |
| Show | The Late Show with Joan Rivers |
| Sketch |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Mrs. Garfunkel |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Paul Simon |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mary Jo |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Art Garfunkel |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mephistopheles |
| Randy Quaid | ... | floating head |
| Danitra Vance | ... | bassoonist |
| Show | Dirk Landers |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Dirk Landers |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Bosco Tanner Still |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | The Late Show with Joan Rivers |
| Cold Opening | "You Can Call Me Al" |
| Paul Simon | Live | |
| Lew Del Gatto | ||
| Cheryl Hardwick | ||
| Leon Pendarvis | ||
| Lenny Pickett | ||
| G.E. Smith | ||
| Steve Turre | ||
| T-Bone Wolk |
⁕This performance is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show | The Late Show with Joan Rivers |
| Sketch |
| Paul Simon | ||
| Joan Cusack | ... | Mrs. Garfunkel |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Paul Simon |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mary Jo |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Art Garfunkel |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mephistopheles |
| Randy Quaid | ... | floating head |
| Danitra Vance | ... | bassoonist |
⁕Joan Cusack accidentally calls Robert Downey Jr. "Seymour" when telling the boys that Uncle Seymour is sleeping upstairs.
| Show | Dirk Landers |
| Catherine Oxenberg | ... | stranger |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Dirk Landers |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Bosco Tanner Still |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
♬20th Century Fox Theme
♬"Superman" Theme
| Sketch | Beverly Hills |
| Catherine Oxenberg | ... | Fern |
| Mark McKinney | ... | pager Voice |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Dave |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tommy Flanagan |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Catherine Oxenberg | 4 | 1 | |||
| Paul Simon | 5 | ||||
| Ladysmith Black Mambazo | 1 | ||||
| Penn & Teller | 1 | ||||
| Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia | 1 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Joan Cusack | 3 | 1 | |||
| Robert Downey Jr. | 3 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | |||
| Anthony Michael Hall | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jon Lovitz | 3 | 2 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Randy Quaid | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Terry Sweeney | 2 | 1 | |||
| Danitra Vance | 2 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Don Novello | |||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | 2 | |||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Leon Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| T-Bone Wolk | 1 | ||||
| 49 | 3 | 8 | 5 | 1 |