| Cold Opening | Hands Across America |
| Billy Martin | ... | supporter |
| Joan Cusack | ... | supporter |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | supporter |
| Nora Dunn | ... | leader |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Kevin Brennan Live |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | supporter |
| Danitra Vance | ... | supporter |
⁕Nora Dunn accidentally says "Do not hold... don't stop holding hands."