| Cold Opening | Hip |
| Game Show | What's My Addiction? |
| Sketch | Synthesizer |
| Musical Performance | "The Way It Is" |
| Sketch | Chinese New Year |
| Sketch | Ticket Line |
| Musical Performance | "Mandolin Rain" |
| Miscellaneous | SNL Memories |
| Game Show | What's My Addiction? |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liza Minnelli |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Johnny Cash |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Betty Ford |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Patricia Sobel |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Crosby |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Steve Forth |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | announcer Voice |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | father |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Don Pardo | ... |
announcer Voice America's Cup Fact |
| Kevin Nealon |
Life LessonsSports |
| Sketch | Chinese New Year |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ching Change |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Sketch | Ticket Line |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Michael |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David |
| Dennis Miller | ... | usher |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | moviegoer |
| Robert Smigel | ... | moviegoer |
| Sketch | Chinese New Year |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ching Change |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Game Show | What's My Addiction? |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Boy George |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liza Minnelli |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Johnny Cash |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Betty Ford |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Crosby |
| Game Show | What's My Addiction? |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Boy George |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liza Minnelli |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Johnny Cash |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Betty Ford |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Patricia Sobel |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Crosby |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Steve Forth |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | father |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charlton Heston |
♬Van Phillips & The Connaught Light Orchestra - "Buffoonery"
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Don Pardo | ... |
announcer Voice America's Cup Fact |
| Kevin Nealon |
Life LessonsSports |
♬Van Morrison - "Jackie Wilson Said (I'm in Heaven When You Smile)"
| Sketch | Chinese New Year |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Wo Son Ting |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ching Change |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Sketch | Ticket Line |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Michael |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David |
| Dennis Miller | ... | usher |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | moviegoer |
| Robert Smigel | ... | moviegoer |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Paul Shaffer | 9 | 1 | |||
| Bruce Hornsby & The Range | 2 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 3 | 2 | |||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 4 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Marc Shaiman | 3 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| 45 | 6 | 6 | 5 |