March 28, 1987S12E15 #228
| Host: | Charlton Heston |
| Musical Guest: | Wynton Marsalis |
| Cameos: | Don Braden, Bob Hurst, Marcus Roberts, Jeff Watts |
Filmed Cameos: | Danny Aiello, Matthew Fowler, David Gale, Julie Hagerty, John Mahoney, Anne Meara, Ben Stiller, Jerry Stiller, William Stiller, Nina Tremblay |
Voice Cameo: | Glen Holtzer |
| Cold Opening | Oral Roberts University |
| Sketch | The New Paper Chase The Pressure Cooker |
| Musical Performance | "J Mood" |
| Sketch | Brookfield Zoo Banquet |
| Sketch | The Slave Drivers |
| Musical Performance | "Juan (E. Mustaad)" |
| Miscellaneous | UNLV |
| Sketch | The New Paper Chase The Pressure Cooker |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kellner |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Snyder |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Carol Haggerty |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jerry Tarkanian |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | student |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial | The President Has Mustard On His Chin |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Andy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Paul |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Brookfield Zoo Banquet |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | guest |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Pete |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | George Manis |
| Dennis Miller | ... | emcee |
| Sketch | The Slave Drivers |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ankanar |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nubeena |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Cheops |
| Brian McConnachie | ... | soldier |
| Dennis Miller | ... | driver |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | driver |
| Commercial | The Hustler Of Money |
| Anne Meara | ... | bartender |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Tom Cruise , Vince |
| Danny Aiello | ... | emcee |
| Jerry Stiller | ... | Stu |
| John Mahoney | ... | Paul Newman , Eddie |
| Julie Hagerty | ... | mother |
| Matthew Fowler | ... | kid |
| Nina Tremblay | ... | Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio , Carmen |
| William Stiller | ... | bowler |
| Commercial | The President Has Mustard On His Chin |
| Charlton Heston | ... | President Dexter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted |
| Commercial | The Hustler Of Money |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Tom Cruise , Vince |
| John Mahoney | ... | Paul Newman , Eddie |
| Nina Tremblay | ... | Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio , Carmen |
| Cold Opening | Oral Roberts University |
| Charlton Heston | ... | God Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Oral Roberts |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Debbie |
| Commercial | The Fruiting |
| David Gale | ... | priest |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Clayton |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charlie Clayton |
| Sketch | The New Paper Chase The Pressure Cooker |
| Charlton Heston | ... | Alfred Kingsley |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kellner |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Snyder |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Carol Haggerty |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jerry Tarkanian |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | student |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial | The President Has Mustard On His Chin |
| Charlton Heston | ... | President Dexter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Andy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Paul |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Brookfield Zoo Banquet |
| Charlton Heston | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | guest |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Pete |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | George Manis |
| Dennis Miller | ... | emcee |
| Commercial | The Hustler Of Money |
| Anne Meara | ... | bartender |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Tom Cruise , Vince |
| Danny Aiello | ... | emcee |
| Jerry Stiller | ... | Stu |
| John Mahoney | ... | Paul Newman , Eddie |
| Julie Hagerty | ... | mother |
| Matthew Fowler | ... | kid |
| Nina Tremblay | ... | Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio , Carmen |
| William Stiller | ... | bowler |
| Glen Holtzer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Slave Drivers |
| Charlton Heston | ... | architect |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ankanar |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nubeena |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Cheops |
| Brian McConnachie | ... | soldier |
| Dennis Miller | ... | driver |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | driver |
| Musical Performance | "Juan (E. Mustaad)" |
| Wynton Marsalis | ||
| Bob Hurst | ||
| Don Braden | ||
| Jeff Watts | ||
| Marcus Roberts |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Charlton Heston | 7 | 1 | |||
| Wynton Marsalis | 2 | ||||
| Bob Hurst | 2 | ||||
| Don Braden | 2 | ||||
| Jeff Watts | 2 | ||||
| Marcus Roberts | 2 | ||||
| Anne Meara | 1 | ||||
| Ben Stiller | 1 | 1 | |||
| Danny Aiello | 1 | ||||
| David Gale | 1 | ||||
| Jerry Stiller | 1 | ||||
| John Mahoney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Julie Hagerty | 1 | ||||
| Matthew Fowler | 1 | ||||
| Nina Tremblay | 1 | 1 | |||
| William Stiller | 1 | ||||
| Glen Holtzer | 1 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Jan Hooks | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 3 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Brian McConnachie | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| 64 | 5 | 7 | 4 |