| Sketch | Reverend Dwight Henderson, World's Meanest Methodist Minister |
| John Lithgow | ... | Dwight Henderson |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mr. Longton |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Rose |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Janet Whitmere |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Barbara Mirtchison |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Paul Mirtchison |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |