| Cold Opening | The New Charlie's Angels |
| Mark Harmon | ... | Chase Steele Live |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Donna Rice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jessica Hahn#1 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Fawn Hall |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | John Bosley |
| Cold Opening | The New Charlie's Angels |
| Mark Harmon | ... | Chase Steele Live |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Donna Rice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jessica Hahn#1 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Fawn Hall |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | John Bosley |