May 9, 1987#1
| Cold Opening | The New Charlie's Angels |
| Mark Harmon | ... | Chase Steele Live |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Donna Rice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jessica Hahn |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Fawn Hall |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | John Bosley |