| Cold Opening | The Rolling Paper Chase |
| Sketch | Death Be Not Deadly |
| Sketch | The Mountain Man |
| Musical Performance | "The Right Thing" |
| Sketch | Sweeney's Comeback |
| Film | Out Of Gas |
| Sketch | Andre & Rex: Macho Hairstylists |
| Musical Performance | "Suffer" |
| Sketch | Mysterious Old Man |
| Cold Opening | The Rolling Paper Chase |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Robert Briggs |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jeffrey Bell Live |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Sarah Harriman |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Douglas Ginsburg |
| Sketch | The Mountain Man |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Rick "Peachfuzz" Parsons |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Rhonda Tacker |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Sydney Tacker |
| Sketch | Sweeney's Comeback |
| Sketch | Andre & Rex: Macho Hairstylists |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | customer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Andre |
| Jan Hooks | ... | customer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | gay mafia leader |
| Sketch | Sweeney's Comeback |
| Cold Opening | The Rolling Paper Chase |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Robert Briggs |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jeffrey Bell Live |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Sarah Harriman |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Douglas Ginsburg |
| Sketch | Death Be Not Deadly |
| Robert Mitchum | ... | Philip Marlowe |
| Jan Hooks | ... | girlfriend |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Lenny Puglisi |
| Sketch | The Mountain Man |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Rick "Peachfuzz" Parsons |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Rhonda Tacker |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Sydney Tacker |
| Sketch | Sweeney's Comeback |
| Robert Mitchum | ... | Dutch |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Sketch | Andre & Rex: Macho Hairstylists |
| Robert Mitchum | ... | Rex |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | customer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Andre |
| Jan Hooks | ... | customer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | gay mafia leader |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robert Mitchum | 6 | ||||
| Simply Red | 2 | ||||
| Jane Greer | 1 | ||||
| Bentley Mitchum | 1 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jan Hooks | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 4 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 1 | ||||
| Marc Shaiman | 1 | 1 | |||
| 40 | 3 | 2 | 2 |