| Cold Opening | Lifestyles of the Rich, Famous and Scary |
| Show | The Winning Spirit |
| Sketch | Don't Go Down To The Basement |
| Sketch | Campfire Stories |
| Musical Performance | "Strap Me In" |
| Sketch | Marriage Counselor |
| Sketch | Count Dracula, Self-Taught Auto Mechanic |
| Sketch | Mascot Ideas |
| Musical Performance | "Double Trouble" |
| Sketch | Investment Firm |
| Commercial |
| Dana Carvey | ... | singer |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Peggy Lee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | singer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | singer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | singer |
| Sketch | Don't Go Down To The Basement |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Eddie |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Simpson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | police officer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Susie |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Kenneth Simpson |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | police officer |
| Al Franken | ... | monster |
| Sketch | Count Dracula, Self-Taught Auto Mechanic |
| Dana Carvey | ... | motorist |
| Jan Hooks | ... | motorist |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Count Dracula |
| Sketch | Mascot Ideas |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Craig |
| Jan Hooks | ... | student |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | student |
| Cold Opening | Lifestyles of the Rich, Famous and Scary |
| Ric Ocasek | ||
| Elvira | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Robin Leach Live |
| Commercial |
| Dana Carvey | ... | singer |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Peggy Lee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | singer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | singer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | singer |
| Sketch | Don't Go Down To The Basement |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Eddie |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Simpson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | police officer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Susie |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Kenneth Simpson |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | police officer |
| Al Franken | ... | monster |
| Sketch | Marriage Counselor |
| Dabney Coleman | ... | Dr. Dick Mauser |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mary Beth |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Gary |
| Sketch | Count Dracula, Self-Taught Auto Mechanic |
| Dana Carvey | ... | motorist |
| Jan Hooks | ... | motorist |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Count Dracula |
| Sketch | Mascot Ideas |
| Dabney Coleman | ... | teacher |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Craig |
| Jan Hooks | ... | student |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | student |
| Sketch | Investment Firm |
| Dabney Coleman | ... | Bob Hudnut |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ted Rifkin |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dabney Coleman | 7 | ||||
| The Cars | 2 | ||||
| Ric Ocasek | 1 | ||||
| Elvira | 2 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 6 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 6 | ||||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| 42 | 1 | 2 | 2 |