| Cold Opening | Fatal Attraction II |
| Show | Wall Street Week |
| Sketch | After The Date |
| Musical Performance | "Go Cut Creator Go" |
| Sketch | Joey Comes Home |
| Musical Performance | "This & That" |
| Film | Cat Dentist |
| Show | Wall Street Week |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Colin Hutchinson |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jane Wickham |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Louis Rukeyser |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Tony Stepanich |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Future Man |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Rashashimi Khadudi Hasumi-imi-humi |
| Sketch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | patron |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Babette |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Robert's agent |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bob (II) |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | waiter |
| Christine Zander | ... | Rene |
| Sketch | After The Date |
| Sketch | Joey Comes Home |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Nancy Maloney |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Eddie Spimozo |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Charlie Loomis |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | After The Date |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Don Keister#2 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Marge Keister#7 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Susan Keister#2 |
| Sketch | Joey Comes Home |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Nancy Maloney#2 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Eddie Spimozo#3 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Charlie Loomis#3 |
| Show | Wall Street Week |
| Sean Penn | ... | Steven Babcock |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Colin Hutchinson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jane Wickham |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Louis Rukeyser |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Tony Stepanich |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Future Man |
| Show |
| Sean Penn | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady#9 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Rashashimi Khadudi Hasumi-imi-humi |
| Sketch |
| Sean Penn | ... | Robert DeNiro |
| Dana Carvey | ... | patron |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Babette#7 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Robert's agent |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bob (II)#2 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | waiter |
| Christine Zander | ... | Rene |
| Sketch | After The Date |
| Sean Penn | ... | Gary |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Don Keister#2 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Marge Keister#7 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Susan Keister#2 |
| Sketch | Joey Comes Home |
| Sean Penn | ... | Joey Spimozo |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Nancy Maloney#2 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Eddie Spimozo#3 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Charlie Loomis#3 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Charles Gerhardt & National Philharmonic Orchestra - "The Caine Mutiny: March"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sean Penn | 8 | 1 | |||
| LL Cool J | 2 | ||||
| The Pull | 1 | ||||
| DJ Bobcat | 1 | ||||
| DJ Cut Creator | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 2 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 1 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | 2 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Christine Zander | 1 | ||||
| 42 | 9 | 3 | 5 |
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