| Sketch | Joey Comes Home |
| Sean Penn | ... | Joey Spimozo |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Nancy Maloney#2 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Eddie Spimozo#3 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Charlie Loomis#3 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Charles Gerhardt & National Philharmonic Orchestra - "The Caine Mutiny: March"