| Sketch | Mayflower Madam |
| Candice Bergen | ... | Priscilla Biddle Barrows |
| Sydney Biddle Barrows | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Amagansett |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Prudence |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Myles Standish |
| Jan Hooks | ... | pilgrim |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Chastity |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Chief Taconic |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In reruns, the first Dana Carvey and Jan Hooks scene is replaced with the dress rehearsal version, and their second scene is removed. To fill time, "Einstein Express" from 05.09.1987 is shown later in the episode.
⁕In reruns, the final shot is zoomed to hide Sydney Biddle Barrows stepping to her mark.