| Cold Opening | Seduction |
| Matthew Broderick | ... | Dan Quayle Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Kirkpatrick |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Ann Timmons | ... | guest |
♬Simon & Garfunkel - "The Sound of Silence"
| Cold Opening | Seduction |
| Matthew Broderick | ... | Dan Quayle Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Kirkpatrick |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Ann Timmons | ... | guest |
♬Simon & Garfunkel - "The Sound of Silence"