| Cold Opening | Seduction |
| Matthew Broderick | ... | Dan Quayle Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#6 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Kirkpatrick#2 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan#3 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Ann Timmons | ... | guest |
♬Simon & Garfunkel - "The Sound of Silence"
| Cold Opening | Seduction |
| Matthew Broderick | ... | Dan Quayle Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#6 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Kirkpatrick#2 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan#3 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Ann Timmons | ... | guest |
♬Simon & Garfunkel - "The Sound of Silence"