| Cold Opening | The Oprah Winfrey Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | director Live Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kevin Judgson Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Margaret Durham Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dr. William Sales Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | assistant |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Howard |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
⁕The "Live from New York" portion of this sketch is shortened in reruns.