| Sketch | The Alamo |
| John Lithgow | ... | soldier |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | soldier |
| Dana Carvey | ... | soldier |
| Tom Davis | ... | Mondo |
| Al Franken | ... | Zacdu |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Strange Bob |
| Jan Hooks | ... | soldier |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Doc Sampson |
| Dennis Miller | ... | soldier |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| John Bowman | ... | soldier |