| Film |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | Pap Whitman /Pops |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mickey Pivnic /Johnny Venus |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Fifi D'Ouberville /Pola Bordoni |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alfred Funt /Mr. First Nighter |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Vivianne Funt /Mrs. First Nighter |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Margaret Pischmonger /Broadway Daisy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Gaspard LeGrand /Lionel Belmont |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Ralph Creamer /Tristan Phibes |
| Mike Myers | ... | Timmy Jones /Jimmy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Boris Lehmann /Vic |
| Tom Schiller | ... | announcer Voice |