| Sketch | Dracula '89 |
| Show | Primetime Live |
| Musical Performance | "The Last Worthless Evening" |
| Sketch | Ventriloquist |
| Film | Falling in Love |
| Musical Performance | "The Boys of Summer" |
| Miscellaneous | Halloween Greetings |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Johnny Carson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan Live |
| Victoria Jackson |
| Monologue |
| Nora Dunn | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | gunman |
| Jim Downey | ... | sheriff |
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Bonnie Turner | ... | viewer |
| Terry Turner | ... | viewer |
| Sketch | Dracula '89 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Ms. Grosvenor |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Lucy Campbell |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Ms. Fairchild |
| Mike Myers | ... | doctor |
| Show | Primetime Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kirk Cameron |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Diane Sawyer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Victoria Jackson |
Report from Costa Rica | |
| A. Whitney Brown | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... |
Dennis Miller
Reaffirms his Weekend Update oath |
| Sketch | Ventriloquist |
| Phil Hartman | ... | owner |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Sharon Copeland |
| Marci Klein | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Speedo |
| Nora Dunn | ... | customer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | customer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Scooter |
| Miscellaneous | Halloween Greetings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Halloween Greetings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Johnny Carson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan Live |
| Show | Primetime Live |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Johnny Carson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan Live |
| Victoria Jackson |
| Monologue |
| James Woods | ||
| Nora Dunn | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | gunman |
| Jim Downey | ... | sheriff |
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Bonnie Turner | ... | viewer |
| Terry Turner | ... | viewer |
| Rob Springer | ... | gunman |
| Sketch | Dracula '89 |
| James Woods | ... | Dracula |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Ms. Grosvenor |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Lucy Campbell |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Ms. Fairchild |
| Mike Myers | ... | doctor |
| Show | Primetime Live |
| James Woods | ... | James Ellis |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kirk Cameron |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Diane Sawyer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Victoria Jackson |
Report from Costa Rica | |
| A. Whitney Brown | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... |
Dennis Miller
Reaffirms his Weekend Update oath |
⁕Dennis Miller's lapel microphone falls off when he stands up to spit on the joke graphic during his rant about "The Bear". As he puts his microphone back on, he ad-libs "A little tech problem, kids, bear with me" and then "All that for the bear joke, OK. The bear's karma nailed me!"
♬Pink Floyd - "Brain Damage"
| Sketch | Ventriloquist |
| James Woods | ... | Carl |
| Phil Hartman | ... | owner |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Sharon Copeland |
| Marci Klein | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| James Woods | ... | The Tool Man |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Speedo |
| Nora Dunn | ... | customer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | customer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Scooter |
| Miscellaneous | Halloween Greetings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| James Woods | 5 | ||||
| Don Henley | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 3 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 4 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| Jan Hooks | 5 | 2 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 4 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 3 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Mike Myers | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Marci Klein | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bonnie Turner | 1 | ||||
| Terry Turner | 1 | ||||
| Rob Springer | 1 | ||||
| 48 | 3 | 8 | 3 |